noun (plural re·tards)
1. Someone regarded as zero to average movie intelligence, but may not be necessarily true.
Friend: My favorite part was the dream montage--the lighting and music were so symbolic and amazing!2. A person who is mentally challenged, who offers unsolicited and unwelcome commentaries about a movie.
Amiel: (confused pause) I liked the car chase and when they blew that building up!
Friend: Gah, movie retard! I probably couldn't even have a conversation about the Oscars with you!
Amiel: The what?
Right before a good scene, "Watch this! Here comes the good part!"3. Someone who appears to not comprehend what's going on in a movie and deliberately annoys the few people that actually pay attention.
Amiel: What's going on right now?
Friend: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Two seconds later....
Amiel: What's happening now?
Friend: AHHHHH you're such a movie retard!!!
WHY THE HECK DID AMIEL CREATE THIS BLOG?